Ben’s Bitches – NATIONAL DISSERVICE

Excuse me, Mr Policeman

Excuse me Mr Policeman thought you wanted to race.

Just got back from work, feeling kinda dazed.

So sorry Mr Policeman could you cut me some slack.

I promise to be back with some change.

Excuse me Mr Policeman I’m a little stoned.

Tough day at the office, got worked to the bone.

So sorry Mr Policeman, now you’re gonna die.

So long say goodbye, now you’re gonna die.

Excuse me Mr Policeman, I’m a little high.

Just got back from work  now I’m gonna fly.

So sorry Mr Policeman, you’re gonna die.

So long say goodbye, now you’re gonna die.

So sorry My Policeman, it’s time for you to die.

Paula Malai Ali

Dear Paula, I wanna, to touch ya, coz I miss ya,

When I see you on Channel V, I can’t get my eyes away from TV.

Dear Paula, I’ll find ya to stalk ya, coz I miss ya,

Coz I’ve been dreaming of seeing you everyday, if I don’t get my chance I might turn gay.

I don’t have much to say, Coz you’re married and deflowered anyway, (Anyway)

I sit alone near TV, and all I do is just beating meat to your face , (to your face)

Why Oh Why???

Hey Paula, Eat Banana (Wu ah ah ah)

Hey Jenny, Get Funky (Funky)  (*Stolen from Tarzan Song)

Maybe I would try to be your mate, then I could have a chance to get you laid.

Dear Paula Malai Ali, I like those leather bikini.

Coz you made me very very very horny, I want to watch pornography

I don’t have much to say, Coz you’re married and deflowered anyway, (Anyway)

I sit alone near TV, and all I do is just beating meat to your face , (to your face)

Why Oh Why???

Hey Paula, now I hate ya, I can’t have ya, Or your sista,

I’m gonna turn off the goddamn channel V, I’m gonna stalk some girls from MTV!!!

Paula (x 14152351) I love you (x 2341134)

Cigarette

Juliet sat, smokin' a cigarette, after a night with Romeo in bed                                             

She was so glad that they met 'cause she really needed a cigarette   

Cigarette..  Cigarette… She really needed a cigarette…

Inspiration was hard to get, so, Picasso smoked a cigarette                                                 

And sold his painting to his vet, in exchange for a cigarette                 

Cigarette..  Cigarette… In exchange for a cigarette…

There's too much people in this jet, let's go out for a cigarette                                             

I'm gonna smoke until I'm glad, down to my last cigarette

Cigarette..  Cigarette… Down to my last cigarette…

No, I don't want no limousine, I don't want no amphetamine  

 I just want my pack of fourteens, I don't care about no beauty queen         

Leanin' against a cabinet, Jimmy Dean smoked a cigarette                                  Chattin' with tall brunette, who was as slim as a cigarette   

Cigarette..  Cigarette… She was a slim as a cigarette…

Cigarette.. Cigarette….

Lite’em Up…

School's NOT Cool

I remember when I had to go to school,
Remember doing stuffs that weren't cool
Was taught by underpaid government servants,
Why was I told to enjoy those moments.

And if you ask me, "What did I learn?"

I’ll just tell you.
I didn't learn anything.


School's not cool,
So go ahead and light you cigarette
School's not cool,
So go ahead and punch the prefect
School's not cool,
You'll never ever be the boss of me.

Remember the time I swear in front of Mr Wan,"fuck"
That motherfucker , he gave me the rotan,
Remember the girl that everyone liked,
Well it turn out that she's just dyke

And if you ask me, "What did I learn?"

I’ll just tell you.
I didn't learn anything.

School's not cool,
So go ahead and light you cigarette
School's not cool,
So go ahead and punch the prefect
School's not cool,
You'll never ever be the boss of me.

School 's not cool....

I never ever want to go back,
it didn't mean anything to me....

School's not cool,
So go ahead and light you cigarette
School's not cool,
So go ahead and punch the prefect
School's not cool,
You'll never ever be the boss of me.

Never ever the boss of me (school's not cool)

School ain't fucking cool

FUCK SCHOOL

Peter The Pirate

Hello My Name is Peter, and i sell the VCD,
you can find me selling it... at (the) Petaling Street,
I've got a lot of titles, straight from Hollywood,
They're all very clear, and all very good.

You can take it, you can leave
But please, don't return it lar,
You can take it, you can leave
But please, don't return it
LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR

I've got MP3s and DVDs as well,
when i sell the DBKL, I run like hell,
Hamtai, also got, very Hou Yea..
got Guai Low, Hou Hou Hou Hou Yea,

You can take it, you can leave
But please, don't return it lar,
You can take it, you can leave
But please, don't return it
LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR LAR

VCD, Hamtai, Hou Yea.

My name is Peter, and Now I'm in Jail,
They took my VCD, MY BUSINESS also fail...
lar.

LAR LAR LAR LAR.....

Sexercise

Hello Kawan-Kawan, Mari kita bersenam.. Satu dua tiga enam.

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta do it almost everyday yay yay,

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta put it in all the way.

The sound you get when she moans and groans.

Listen to me, I ain’t stoned.

So get some weed, some chicks and we’ll dance.

Fuck dicks, against me no chance.

Stomp like froggy, hump like a doggy,

We could have a threesome, or a foursome.

Copulation of population, while prostitution is your occupation

The class is conducted by only one teacher.

Ben’s Bitches.

It’s time to teach ya

Don’t fuck with me.

I’ll fucking be

Like the motherfucking rapist that killed Canny

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta do it almost everyday yay yay,

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta put it in all the way.

He he he, this is the madhatter..the motherfucker with Ben’s Bitches

Yeah, that’s right, part time member of crazy88,

Yeah I’ll execute ya pussy like grapes.

Got my bling bling when I fuck Ling Ling

Kling Klang Kling, tits that swing.

Lim Kok Wing. Motherfucker

Has Asha Gill cumming

But all I could is to make you move, so shake your genital as you groove..

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta do it almost everyday yay yay,

You’ve gotta sexercise your life with sex.

You’ve gotta put it in all the way.

Put it in all the way  (Put it in!!!)

Put it in all the way  (Put it in put it in put it in!!!)

Put it in my ass (Oh yeah)

Put it in all the wayyyyyyy!!!

Webchat Loser

Sometimes, being alone can be amazing.

My mind… I don’t feel it’s such a waste.

I logged on to the internet, All I do is use the stupid webchat.

I like to use ICQ, So call me a nerd  (Nerd!!!)

Ow ow (x 4)

Hello, nice to meet you, ASL?

Ha ha (ha), you’re so funny LOL.

J   (Smiley) if you got too much to tell.

GTG, why don’t you just go to hell?

I like to use ICQ, So call me a nerd  (Nerd!!!)

Ow ow (x 8)

ICQ yeah  (x8)

Incoming File Transfer (x4)

Oh man it’s a virus

Bitchbarker Virus

(in Dog language: Bark) I love you, I love you, I love you

Worry

When I was 13 I wished for you.

Back then I was young, I didn’t have a clue.

So for the time being I think I’ll take a break.

And hopefully I won’t make the same mistake.

Cause living young makes you feel old

And I don’t have the time.

So if you don’t fit in the mold.

Then please find another kind.

Another kind.

Worry worry go away.

I think it’s best if you don’t stay.

Sorrow sorrow fill my heart

I think it’s best if we should part

Yeah yeah.

Now I’m 22 with a paper, pen and guitar.

And a couple words to tell you that you’ve gone too far.

I should have left you after having sex on our second date.

Invested feeling, withdraw the hate.

Cause living young makes you feel old

And I don’t have the time.

So if you don’t fit in the mold.

Then please find another kind.

Another kind.

Worry worry go away.

I think it’s best if you don’t stay.

Sorrow sorrow fill my heart

I think it’s best if we should part

Yeah yeah.

Living young, makes you feel old. X3

Worry worry go away.

I think it’s best if you don’t stay.

Sorrow sorrow fill my heart

I think it’s best if we should part

Yeah yeah.

Now I’m 22 with a paper, pen and guitar. (yeah yeah)

And a couple words to tell you that you’ve gone too far. (yeah yeah)

I should have left you after having sex on our second date.

Invested feeling, withdraw the hate.

Hang Heroes

Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Li Po, William Hung
Cina
DBKL, MPPJ, MPSJ , JPJ
saman.

Old newspaper, paper lama,
Sau kau poh chi, siu ku por chua,
Old used woman, perempuan lama,
siu ku Char Bo, sau kau lui yan...

Osama, Santa Clause, Kim Thayil, Agassi
Janggut,
George Bush, Rumsfeld, Colin Powell, Tony Blair
Yahu-DI.

Average Porn Joe

Sit around and turn on Television
All I do is watch pornography,
All the VCD from Peter's collection
All i buy is just Pornography

But i know, it's not something wrong...
I just want to get myself turned on...

Why can't I grow a big weener like.. Ron Jeremy... Ron Jeremy!!!!!
So I can fuck some hot chicks like..... Jenna Jameson... Jenna Jameson!!!

But i know, it's not something wrong...
I just want to get myself turned on...

wuar ar ar ar ar ar awrr
ar ar ar arr arr arrrr arrrwwww (Melody moan) ..(Woah) x2

But i know, it's not something wrong...
I just want to get myself turned on...

S& M and beastiality..
Every man loves pornography..
Watching girls moaning ar ar ar arrrr arrrhh...
wuar ar ar in pornography..
Pornography..Pornography..Pornography...
Yeah...........(Woahhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Stop Shopping

The more you buy

The less you lose

No reason why

You have to choose.

I lost the battle the other day.

Turned my back around and walked away

You buy and sell and sell and buy.

Until this day you don’t know why.

I’m waiting to die

Gonna write my will

Everything’s been sold

And there’s no thrill

The more you buy

The less you lose

No reason why

You have to choose.

Fuck You ..fuck you fuckyoufuckyou

Stop Shopping. Start shouting.

1^st Asshole On The Moon

The first asshole on the moon  

Was the lousiest ever known tycoon  

He might have had a thousand wives    

But he'd be better off dead than alive...

Eat shit.....

go and die   

                                                                                                              
What the blind man saw was so unreal     

Something this asshole just had to steal       

He made the deal...but what a fool...     

Bent the law but...broke the rule...        

Eat shit.....go and die  

National Disservice

I want to be in a National Disservice

Where having knowledge is a disadvantage

I want to learn how to bomb in Indonesia

Nuclear Technology from Russia

And we'll unleash a flesh-eating Virus in Subang Jaya

I want to be in a National Disservice

Even Chef Wan wants to be a terrorist

He's working in our Cafeteria

Serving cock to members of Al-Qaeda

And the Loudspeakers in the hall play the sound of Metallica

National Disservice

Let's get Committed

National Disservice

Once you start you're addicted

Everybody loves it.

Through they try to hide it.

National Disservice

It's an open invitation for you and me

I want to get minors drunk and take advantage

Chaos reign and there's no need for purpose

Cause society had it coming

And conformity was kind of boring

So sign up now for a crash course in ass kicking

National Disservice

Let's get Committed

National Disservice

Once you start you're addicted

Everybody loves it.

Through they try to hide it.

National Disservice

It's an open invitation for you and me

Mr DPM, please don't drag me into this,

I don't need more military power, and i rather go to college

Got to beware of bugs and propaganda

And waking up early

And smelly socks

and horny instructors

And toilet that can’t flush

And the smells remains there and it stink.yeeww

Run Peter Run

Ni shuo Ni yau Fang Chou Pi (You said you wanted to Fart)

Fang Pi Chi Se Hen Mei Li (Fart is actually Beautiful)

Tau Di Ni Yau Chue Na Li (When you want to go actually?)

Bu Lu Zhai Zhe Fang Chou Pi (Why don’t stay here and Fart?)

Wo Zhen De Fang Chou Pi (I really wanted to Fart)

Wo Yau, Wo Yau Fang Pi ( I want… I want to Fart)

Ngo Hai Yat Ko Kong Tong Yan. (I am a Cantonese)

Jou Yeh How Guai Lan Chat Man. (Do work damn fucking slow)

Ngo Hou Zhong Yi Sek Man Tau (I like to eat Man Tau)

Yat Yat Hui Disco Feng Tau (Everyday go Disco Feng Tau)

Ngo Zhong Yi Feng Tau (I like to Feng Tau)

Ngo you, Ngo you Feng Tau ( I want… I want to Feng Tau)

Wa Lang Sam Ma Hok Kien Lang, (We’re all Hokkien people)

Bo Su Ka Hor Ba Lang Kan. (Don’t like to get fucked by other)

Jia Bah Kut The , Wa Lang Ai. (We like to eat Bah Kut The)

Jia Ka Wa Lang Pun Lau Sai. (Eat until we get diarrheoa)

Wa Ai Pang Sai. (I want to shit)

Wa Ai. , Wa Ai Pang Sai (I want… I want to shit)

[Azmyl’s text:] Samy: Eh Peter...eh, oi...where are you, eh?? Ayo!

Peter: Wah, tiuuuuuu lorrr!!!!

Malay fella: Oi lari wei, lari!!!!! berambus!!!!!!!!!!

Another fella: Oih!!!!! Lari lah!!!Lari!! Lari!!! Lari!!!

Ali: Eh, apa ni eh???? Lari, ei, lari!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah Seng: Cipiet lor!!!! Sei lor, sei lor!!!!! Liama hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bandaraya fella: Oi, oi, oi!!!!! Sana tu, diorang lari, kejar diorang!!! Keparat!!!!!

Bodoh fella: Encik, encik, ada tukar duit syiling tak? Encik....encik?

Drunk fella: This fella drunk alredy!!!!!

Business fella: We businesssss people.......(pukes)

Tai ko: Itu hamtai sula habeh......itu makan taik puya ada la.....jilaka...

Abu: Lari wei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lariiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me?

Siti:  Abang......abang.........abanggggggg................

Raju: You want to fight izzit?

Mat Hero: Ape lagi wei....aku koboi!!!!!!!

tong: Gua mau makan babi.....

Aussie fella: G'day mate...yea mate...yeaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Robert: Where's Peter? Eh...aiiiyaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Crayzeefella: Padiapaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: Fuck wei!!!!! Hailat hailat hailat!!!!!!!! Tiuuuuuuuuuu lorrrrrr!!!!!!

Polo: Lari wei lari!!!!!!!! Lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Politic fella: Ini adalah operasi untuk membanteras gejala 'budaya kuning' bla bla bla bla.....

Abu: Buto wei!!!!!!!!!  Cabuuutttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mat Fit: Ape nie wei?? Aku ngah gian nie....

Misai: I.C., I.C.....

Stuck In The Rain

Alright now, since we’ve come to the end

Of the movie that started after we departed.

And I’ve got my hand stuck in this lady’s pocket

She’s gonna take it home, rinse it and wash it

What was the hurry when I heard that lorry?

Couldn’t think of a better way to spend my day

Than sipping my coffee in the middle of the road

Cause the street lights may be alright but I’m still broke

Whatever I’ve done

Whatever I’ve said

Won’t take it back till the day I’m dead

This is a disclaimer

So listen up well

Don’t give a fuck if this don’t sell

Late to bed and early to rise

Leaves dark rings lingering underneath my eyes

You’re not wiser than a six-pack Budweiser

From king to nothing it’s all about the feeling

You get in suburbia, I promise to tell ya.

Sometime somewhere

Get back to you next year

(Whatever)

Whatever I’ve done

Whatever I’ve said

Won’t take it back till the day I’m dead

(Don’t give a fuck)

This is a disclaimer

So listen up well

Don’t give a fuck if this don’t sell

No matter how hard life can’t get

I know there’s no point in looking back.

(Whatever)

Whatever I’ve done

Whatever I’ve said

Won’t take it back till the day I’m dead

(Don’t give a fuck)

This is a disclaimer

So listen up well

Don’t give a fuck if this don’t sell

Berbulu

Semasa berjalan- jalan, Kotekku berasa gatal.

Aku ‘check’ seluar dalam, rupanya berhutan tebal

Kerana Kotek Berbulu, Di dalam banyak Kutu

Perempuan merayau- rayau, semua jalan semacam bangau,

Mengaru di rantau-rantau, selatan yang sudah busuk,

Kerana Puki Berbulu, Di dalam banyak Kutu.

Walaupun BM ku lauyar, lirik macam sekolah rendah.

Aku mesti terus mencuba, nyanyi macam orang gila.

Metallica – Call Of Chtulu, rambut panjang mesti ada kutu

Seluar ketat, kotek berbulu, Groupie banyak, Puki berkutu.

Inilah, Lagu BMku, yang ditulis untuk BapakLu

Mesti dia punya Kotek busuk… Kerana dia

BERBULU